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Iron Man As ‘Hyped Up Elon Musk’, Doctor Strange Not Informing About Coronavirus, A Twitter User Gets BRUTALLY Honest About The Avengers

Iron Man As ‘Hyped Up Elon Musk’, Doctor Strange Not Informing About Coronavirus, A Twitter User Gets BRUTALLY Honest About The Avengers

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Gamora

“The idiot knew where the soul stone was the whole time, instead of using it to amass an army of killer zombies for when Thanos eventually comes she’s keeping secrets. Dead because of lack of preparation.”

Peter Quill

“Mf needs to update his playlist, he still listening to music from the 1970s. If he was listening to Future he wouldn’t have got emotional and they would have beat Thanos in Infinity War.”

Groot

“Doesn’t talk a lot. I respect that.”

Rocket

“A true G, you just know he was out doing robberies in his black air forces before all that Guardian of the galaxy nonsense.”

Ant-Man

“All he had to do was enter Thanos’s ass and expand and that would have killed him. Tony Stark died because he didn’t take one for the team.”

Thanos

“The guy was clearly a bit crazy but at least he wasn’t racist. He was an equal opportunity genocidal maniac. Anyone can get it.”

Falcon

“Hustled the white man out the top position, the first black Captain America. Dr Umar Johnson would be proud.”

Wanda

“One of the most powerful characters in the MCU but still caused half the population of the earth to get snapped because she was in a relationship with a red mac book pro. Proof that women are crazy.”

Spider-Man

“How can I forget Spiderman you ask? Probably because he was forgettable. Can’t take a boy who almost got killed by a special effects artist seriously. Mysterious only power was photoshop.”

Isn’t this HILARIOUS?

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